DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HONESTLY WORK?    DO YOU DELIGHT IN THE CREATION OF SPONTANEOUS ACTS OF CULINARY OR OTHERWISE CREATIVE GENIUS?  DO YOU POSSESS  STRONG COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS AND A FIRM GRASP OF CORRECT ENGLISH, POSSIBLY SPANISH?  DO YOU SUSPECT YOU MIGHT BELONG AMONG US???

IF YOU SUSPECT SO, COME SEE US...  THE APPLICATION PROCESS FOR A POTENTIAL MEMBER OF OUR HOUSE  ENTAILS FIRST AN INTERVIEW, FOLLOWED BY AN "AUDITION" WHEREIN YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE US WITH A HALF-DAY ON YOUR TIME, ON YOUR NUT.  THIS IS THE REAL INTERVIEW, WHERE WE GET TO KNOW YOU, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO AND WHICH PARTS OF OUR OPERATIONS YOU HAVE APTITUDE FOR, AND SEE YOU YOU FIT IN WITH OUR STAFF AND CLIENTELE.  DURING THE AUDITION, YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING:  BREAD MAKING, SMOKING, OVEN-CRAFT, WHATEVER IS GOING ON THAT DAY.  BE PREPARED TO DEMONSTRATE YOUR LOVE FOR CLEANING & BUSYWORK.  FOR OUR PART, WE WILL TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE THEORY, HISTORY AND ESOTERIC ELEMENTS OF OUR CRAFT.  IF YOU COMPORT YOURSELF PROFESSIONALLY& WE MUTUALLY GET ALONG, WE'LL PUT YOU ON THE SCHEDULE STARTING AT $7 PER HOUR.  WE WILL GIVE YOU RAISES BASED UPON YOUR PERFORMANCE.  FIRST TIME JOB-SEEKERS, TRUST FUND BRATS, THE TERMINALLY COOL, MALCONTENTS, PRE-DISGRUNTLED TYPES & DILETTANTES NEED NOT APPLY.  IF YOU'RE SEEKING A JOB JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TOKEN JOB, DON'T WASTE OUR TIME.  IF YOU WANT TO WORK AT SCRATCH BECAUSE YOU THINK IT WOULD BE A "COOL" JOB AND THAT YOUR COOLNESS WOULD CONTRIBUTE TO OURS, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.   IF YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO CLEAN, DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING.  BE ADVISED, THIS IS AN INTENSE, PHYSICAL WORK ENVIRONMENT & EVERYBODY HERE PULLS THEIR OWN WEIGHT.   ECONOMIC DARWINISM IS IN EFFECT HERE.

INTERNSHIPS ARE AVAILABLE FOR THOSE THUS QUALIFIED

ALL APPLICANTS SHOULD COME IN PERSONALLY EARLY IN THE DAY ON ONE OF OUR OPEN DAYS AND ASK FOR JOHN OR JAMIE.